Ask A Russian Shiny Snivy

sunspray:

rev up those fryers


 me 75% of my life

sunspray:

rev up those fryers

me 75% of my life

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((thats how you play creative mode))

THE FUCK

I JUST WATCHED A MOVIE CALLED THE GAME.
THE ENDING MADE ME REALLY, REALLY, REALLY MAD.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MAD I AM. HOLY FUCK MY MIND JUST MELTED.
WHAT IS MOVIE?

Spongebob Wobblepants

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why did i search spongebob on soundcloud

spongebob

 #nothing in the world could have prepared me for that

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Shiny: Juan stay up late and watch that movie called the game even though you have a final exam in seven hours.
Juan: okay.

I.. will.. kill… you… ALL.

ask-blueserpentine:

askshinysnivy:

*stares and swoons. Then shakes his head* I mean… Don’t listen to them. They’re just jelly your “swag.” or.. That’s how those stupid humans call it.

Swag…? I think I heard someone say that to me once before too… Ah, that’s right. That Yuki girl or whatever her name is. I still have no clue what that even means. *Stares at Shiny back*

*confused look* well swag means… Swag… Ugh…. *shrugs* I don’t even know. But I bet it represents something like your reputation with someone or something. honestly, I think humans come up with the most idiotic phrases… I mean… Have you the phrase: “YOLO?” that type of shit pisses me off. Make me wanna fucking choke the dumb bastard that would ever fucking say those words *looks at his hands and smiles* oh, I would fucking choke him till he explodes! You know why? Because people think they can do what ever they want *shakes his hands back and forward* JUST BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING WORD. *calms down and stares at blue* uh… Sorry… Kinda… Got mad back there… Anyway don’t listen to those guys making you mad. They just wanna mess with you.

I.. will.. kill… you… ALL.

ask-blueserpentine:

askshinysnivy:

*stares at blue and blushes* I have no idea what to say or feel about this situation.

*Holds out a paw towards Shiny, as if trying to silence him* Just… don’t even say a word.. Because pretty soon these guys won’t be able to speak anymore… EVER.

*stares and swoons. Then shakes his head* I mean… Don’t listen to them. They’re just jelly your “swag.” or.. That’s how those stupid humans call it.

I.. will.. kill… you… ALL.

ask-blueserpentine:

askshinysnivy:

*pats blue* what are you doing?

Being angry at people saying I like manly men. Urge.. to kill.. is slowly rising… *Growls lowly*

*stares at blue and blushes* I have no idea what to say or feel about this situation.

I.. will.. kill… you… ALL.

*pats blue* what are you doing?

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